Here at Mercer Pub we have been fooling around with the cover for our new short story anthology, due out in May. This is, by no means, the final version, but we wanted to try the elderly gentleman on the cover, in place of the original picture. What do you think? Does he look happy, or what?
Dorothy has been busy editing, formatting and having a ball with the submitted stories, so far. This is so much fun! Why? Because the stories are so different--as different as are the authors. We have seen short story collections by one author, and we have seen collections of full length novels by different authors, but this is one of the first short stories by a dozen different authors (that we have seen).
Quite often the novel collections will be in one genre, i.e. all Westerns, or all Romances. Our collection will contain different genres. We even have one children's story and one non-fiction.
MercerPublications.com
Wednesday, March 16, 2016
Monday, February 29, 2016
An Evening with a Candidate
Let’s face
it—when one lives out in the boonies, unless it is in Iowa or New Hampshire—one
does not expect to encounter many presidential candidates. And so, when we
learned that Senator Marco Rubio was holding a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan,
only seventy miles away, we immediately put in our bid for two tickets.
In short
order the tickets appeared in my Inbox, suitable for printing.
There was a
little confusion about the starting time. Email estimates ranged from 6:15 PM
to 7:30 PM. But, as the day grew closer the time settled down to “6:30 PM the Doors
Open, 7:30 to 8:15 Program.”
Thus
informed, David and I dined at 4:30 PM and left home in our automobile a
quarter-hour later. Our target address was Lacks Enterprises in the 4900 block
of Broadmoor SE. “Can’t imagine why they would
pick Lacks Enterprises,” Dave remarked.
“Never heard
of it, have you?” I answered.
“Nope. Wonder
what they do.”
“Strange
name,” I observed. “Probably because it’s handy to the airport.” I counted off the
numbers on the buildings as we drew near. “Ah, there is it…Lacks Enterprises.”
Dave pulled
into the right hand lane behind a short line of cars. It was nearly six o’clock
and already people were lined up at the side door waiting to get in. “Oops, the
driveway is barricaded,” Dave noticed. As we approached I rolled down the
window. A uniformed attendant spoke to us, “Take a right at the next light, and
then a right on East Paris.”
“Okay,
thanks.” I rolled up the window. Following his directions we passed building
after building, with more gates and “Lacks” signs. The place went on and on. It
was huge! Gigantic! Lacks Enterprises took up the whole quarter section, right
in the middle of the industrial area of the suburban city of Kentwood. We were being
routed around to the back entrance. At last we came to an open gate, outlined
with orange barricades and uniformed men with flashlights wearing bright orange
vests and waving us in and onward to a parking spot on the grass berm.
We
grabbed our stuff and hurried to join the crowd standing at the back of a long
line. It was disappointing to see that we were probably not going to get a
front row seat.
We had worn
our light-weight spring jackets, thinking it would be stifling hot inside the
auditorium. Too bad for us, by six o’clock, the mild temperature of the day had
dropped precipitously. An eight mile per hour breeze in our faces, added to the
wind-chill factor. At the last minute, I had grabbed a blanket out of the back
seat, but Dave had left his warm gloves in the car.
In no time
the line of folks stretched out of sight behind us. We stomped our feet and
huddled together, wrapped in our blanket, hoping the doors would open early. Didn’t
happen.
At last the
line started moving. We filed past a graveyard of Links Enterprises
semi-trucks, parking lots and more buildings. As we neared the yawning entrance
we noted the clutch of television vans bordering the area. Finally we came
within the shadow of the building, into its protection on the lee side, out of
the wind. A half-dozen Rubio workers were lined up with hand-scanners, checking
tickets. In seconds the main computers would record my name, address, email
address, phone number, party affiliation and exactly how much money I had
donated to Republican causes.
Anxious to
find seats we hurried by more tables displaying items for sale, campaign
buttons, placards and posters. Inside the vast warehouse, I realized to my
dismay, there were no seats left. Already the crowd was standing six deep
surrounding a makeshift stage, back-dropped in huge Rubio-for-President banners.
I stretched to my full height, unable to see beyond the heads in front of me. Darn!
A helpful
usher suggested we circle around to the other side of the crowd where we might
find some chairs or at least a better view. We hurried onward, skirting behind
the media platform and past the waiting patrons, to the far side. Alas, not
only was the crowd six deep, but the tall men seemed to be in front. Well,
there was nothing else to do but pick a spot and stake our claim.
No sooner had
we settled-in than Dave announced he was leaving to use a bathroom…well…portable
bathroom better known as a Porta-potty. “Now, you will stay right here. Don’t
move, okay? I’ll find you,” he instructed.
“Okay,” I
nodded, putting on a brave front.
Little by
little the crowd pressed closer. I worked to keep a space for Dave, using my
elbows and leaning here and there. A nice gentleman behind me asked, “Excuse
me, do you mind if I stand there?” as he pointed to the miniscule space beside
me.
“Oh dear,
please don’t. I’m saving this space for my husband. He went to the
Porta-potty.”
Several folks
nearby nodded in understanding and proceeded to help me keep a small space
open.
For an
interminable length of time, I watched in vain for Dave’s arrival, as the depth
of the crowd grew exponentially from six to twelve to eighteen, until I could
no longer see the end of it. How would Dave find me, now, when everything had
changed? While everyone else was facing forward in anticipation of the arrival
of celebrities, I faced the back, standing on tiptoe, straining to spot Dave. I
had almost given up when I spied his dear head moving along the edges. I waved
and shouted, until he saw me and moved through the crowd to my place. “What a
crowd!” he grumbled, “I had to wait in line!”
I nodded. “Now
you know what it’s like for women,” I quipped.
With naught else
to do, we waited, and waited and….
Nothing
happened except for more tall men moving into the front of the crowd lining up
like a living fence, presumably to keep the fans from getting too close to the
senator.
We expected
there to be a rock band to entertain us as we waited. Not!
Well, at
least, there should be a local politician or two to warm up the crowd-Not!
No band, no
politicians--only a technician testing out the sound system, counting down from
ten to five. From time to time amateur cheerleaders led the crowd in chanting,
Mar-co, Ru-bio, Mar-co, Ru-bio, never lasting more than a couple of minutes
before the echo petered out. I checked my watch. 7:15 PM. Only fifteen more
minutes to go, that is, if the program started on time. Ruefully, I thought of
our current president, Barack Obama’s, practice of always being late, sometimes a half hour or more.
Would Rubio be like Obama? Meanwhile I had taken up an exercise in place,
weaving from one foot to the other, with an added twist. I checked my watch,
again. Only two minutes had passed.
“Want to
leave?” Dave suggested in my ear. I shook my head. “No, not yet.”
“It’s an
experience,” he rationalized. “Together.”
“Yes, an
experience,” I nodded. “Together.” I slid my arm around his waist and rocked
some more.
We noticed a
few supporters holding Rubio signs, taking the seats of honor on stage,
carefully arranged underneath the banners, for the TV cameras. I had dressed
with a large red neck scarf and a Republican lapel pin, foolishly hoping I
would be chosen to sit behind the candidate. No such luck.
At 7:25 PM,
someone took the microphone and began warming up the crowd. This was a
cavernous room, little more than a vast empty warehouse. Acoustics were
terrible. I could not understand a word coming out of the rows of giant
speakers lined up the full length of one wall. The crowd seemed to “get it,”
however, responding with laughter, cheers and shouts. Oh well, I wasn’t alone
as no one around me seemed to be responding either.
Peering through tiny gaps
in the crowd I could perceive movement. Soon a drum roll and cymbals announced
something was happening. Then, the strains of the national anthem arose from
what was apparently a local high school band. The crowd seemed to be facing one
way and many had hands over their hearts. Good heavens, were they pledging
allegiance to a Rubio-for-President banner? Dave pointed and I strained to see.
Ah…yes, there was a tiny corner of an American flag peeking out around a man’s
hat. I joined in. The song ended and the band members filed out. Why didn’t
they stay and play some more?
Nothing
happened as more minutes passed.
“I’ll give
him until 7:45 and we’re leaving,” I warned Dave. He smiled in agreement.
Precisely at
that time, an electricity raced through the crowd and loud chants went up.
Rubio, Rubio, Rubio, amid whistles and cheers. “Where is he?” I asked, feeling
envious of the small children sitting on their father’s shoulders in front of
me. Dave pointed. Stretching and weaving I managed to find a small peep hole
through the mass of bodies. And there he was! The candidate, in the flesh, dressed
in a dark suit, white shirt and red tie, waving outstretched arms and grinning
broadly. He wasn’t on stage, as I expected, but was standing in the center on
some kind of platform. He began his speech, turning around, this way and that,
to take everyone in. By now I had removed my hearing aids and put them in my
pockets, thus getting rid of the roaring cacophony they create. (Don’t believe
the commercials. Even the most expensive aids, which I have, will not filter out
the reverb of crowd noise.) I could make out a few words, now and then, such as
constitution, conservative and Hillary. I could guess the rest. The crowd
seemed to react at appropriate times.
“Can you
understand it?” I asked Dave.
“Not much,”
he said.
After about
fifteen minutes we agreed to leave. We had seen enough. “But, how do we get out
of here?” I asked, gesturing toward the throng behind us.
“Right
through there,” he pointed to my left. It was the closest way to open space.
And so I started. “Excuse me, excuse us,” I repeated and the people parted,
allowing us through. Our vacated spaces filled up instantly. A pipe-like
barrier separated the edge of the crowd from a side aisle. I ducked under it,
on hands and knees. Dave casually raised the pipe and walked through. I
struggled upright, and we were free. We circled way out around the crowd, back
behind the media stand toward the tables and the outer barn doors.
Surprisingly, once we got away from the mass of people we could see the senator
better. Also, when I passed in front of a loud-speaker, I could hear as well.
And so, we stayed there leaning up against the wall and experienced the rest of the
speech.
Happily, I
could now see and hear it all. Marco was great! He had the crowd in the palm of
his hand, speaking totally without notes. Oh sure, he gives that speech three
times a day, and yet he manages to make each time sound like the first time. Indeed,
it was both moving and inspiring. He told the heart-breaking story of his parents’
struggle in communist Cuba, and then coming, at last, to the States. The two of them worked
hard in a hotel, as a bar-man and a maid. Within only ten years they could buy
their own home and raise their family, able to provide a better life so their
kids could experience the American dream. And now, their senator son was running for president!
Marco
finished law school with $100,000 in student loans on his back. He understands
what that is like and has already proposed detailed, sensible plans to help
students.
He spoke eloquently
about how each of us, as parents, want the American dream for our children, and
what it is going to take for that to happen. He has strategies and expectations
and made promises to us, concluding with an eloquent appeal for our vote.
He had the
crowd cheering wildly at the end. No need to rise. They were already on their
feet.
Dave and I
hurried for the door, among the first lucky ones to escape. We found our car
with no trouble and made our way off the grounds rather quickly. Dave turned up
the heaters, pointed the car north and soon we were out of the city, heading homeward
on US 131.
We arrived home
in time to reach our rocking chairs and catch John Roberts, the Fox News
journalist, making his report "From Grand Rapids, Michigan, with the Rubio
campaign.”
We held hands,
nodded and agreed, “We were there, weren’t we?”
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
"Short and Fun Stories" anthology, due out in May, is coming along nicely. We, at Mercer Publications, have received three amazing stories, so far, out of the dozen or more expected.
J, by Ron Shaw takes place in a spooky cemetery. Is the old man real, or an angel in disguise?
Broken Dreams, by Dorothy May Mercer, deals with stressed relationships and the effect of divorce on teenage children.
#442 The Case of the Cautious Couple, by Joan Young, is a hilarious romp that takes off on the old Perry Mason mysteries. Will Perry come through and solve the murder mystery, in the same manner as the 441 previous cases? Why doesn't Della ever age? Will Paul Drake get some rest?
Stayed tuned.
J, by Ron Shaw takes place in a spooky cemetery. Is the old man real, or an angel in disguise?
Broken Dreams, by Dorothy May Mercer, deals with stressed relationships and the effect of divorce on teenage children.
#442 The Case of the Cautious Couple, by Joan Young, is a hilarious romp that takes off on the old Perry Mason mysteries. Will Perry come through and solve the murder mystery, in the same manner as the 441 previous cases? Why doesn't Della ever age? Will Paul Drake get some rest?
Stayed tuned.
Sunday, January 31, 2016
Jan. 31, 2016
Hi,
Another month has passed since I started my recovery. This seems good. Dave and I went up to Crystal Mountain Friday. We skied down three times before lunch. No trouble at all getting on and off the lift. My exercises have paid off. Snow was perfect. I love to ski when it is sunny--makes the shadows show up on the snow, therefore easier to see the ridges and bumps. There were a lot of kids skipping school. After lunch the lift was so crowded we had to allow two adult men snowboarders to join us on the four person lift, even though it is not a really wide four person lift, if you get my meaning. Just at the crucial moment when everyone stood up to dismount, the guy next to Dave fumbled with his snowboard and bumped into Dave, who then bumped into me, sitting on the end. You guessed it...down I went. It was a gentle fall, more of a slide down rather than a big bump on the head. There is only one way to get me up. The skis must come off, and then I can stand up.
We decided that was enough for one day.
On the way we stopped at Vic's SuperMarket in Reed City to drop off eight books to restock. They have put my book rack in a prominent place, right in the aisle between the cat food and the Depends displays--sure to get lots of play there.
We had similar sales at Hixson's Family Market.
Out new book Hawaii and Back, Vol. 4 Kauai Via SFO is out now and looking great. Dave says its my best travel book ever.
Our first collection, "Let's Talk" is almost ready. Still time to contribute, this week, but hurry. Volume One will go to press Thursday.
After a week off up North skiing, we will start accepting entries for our second collection, "Short and Fun Stories." Details on http://MercerPublications.com
Click on the link and scroll down the menu to "Authors Only."
Readers: You can find links here to all our books, as well as the latest bargains and discounts on Amazon products.
Another month has passed since I started my recovery. This seems good. Dave and I went up to Crystal Mountain Friday. We skied down three times before lunch. No trouble at all getting on and off the lift. My exercises have paid off. Snow was perfect. I love to ski when it is sunny--makes the shadows show up on the snow, therefore easier to see the ridges and bumps. There were a lot of kids skipping school. After lunch the lift was so crowded we had to allow two adult men snowboarders to join us on the four person lift, even though it is not a really wide four person lift, if you get my meaning. Just at the crucial moment when everyone stood up to dismount, the guy next to Dave fumbled with his snowboard and bumped into Dave, who then bumped into me, sitting on the end. You guessed it...down I went. It was a gentle fall, more of a slide down rather than a big bump on the head. There is only one way to get me up. The skis must come off, and then I can stand up.
We decided that was enough for one day.
On the way we stopped at Vic's SuperMarket in Reed City to drop off eight books to restock. They have put my book rack in a prominent place, right in the aisle between the cat food and the Depends displays--sure to get lots of play there.
We had similar sales at Hixson's Family Market.
Out new book Hawaii and Back, Vol. 4 Kauai Via SFO is out now and looking great. Dave says its my best travel book ever.
Our first collection, "Let's Talk" is almost ready. Still time to contribute, this week, but hurry. Volume One will go to press Thursday.
After a week off up North skiing, we will start accepting entries for our second collection, "Short and Fun Stories." Details on http://MercerPublications.com
Click on the link and scroll down the menu to "Authors Only."
Readers: You can find links here to all our books, as well as the latest bargains and discounts on Amazon products.
Monday, December 28, 2015
I'm Back
After a time-out for an emergency appendectomy, 17 days in the hospital, plus three weeks of Home Health Care, I'm now almost 100% recovered and back to having fun again. Not exactly running a marathon, yet, but did a half mile leisurely walk yesterday, besides losing another game of air hockey to Dave, the one with the sharp eyes and reflexes.
This has been another weird December, weather-wise--warm temps, no snow and no ice on the lake. Can't complain, however. Life is good. So what if we had to cancel our December ski trip in Michigan? There is plenty else fun to do.
One year ago we were zooming down the hills. As the saying goes, "If you don't like the Michigan weather, just wait a while. It will change." Yesterday I was out walking. Today's forecast is for a quarter-inch of ice and thirty mph winds. Holy cow!
Mercer Publications has plans for the future. Tonight I'm on the Ron Shaw show for a one hour interview. (8 PM EST. Go to ArtistFirst.com. Click Ron Shaw)
We will be announcing two new short story collections, open for submissions. (For details go to www.MercerPublications.com/AuthorsOnly) Any writers out there? Here's your chance.
Also, we will be publishing our Hawaii blog in storybook form, "Hawaii and Back, With Dave and Dorothy" Vol. 5. As to the possibility of another McBride novel, we are awaiting inspiration.
Thank you, everyone, for your kind thoughts and prayers, cards and visits during my hospitalization and recovery. There is no doubt it pulled me through.
This has been another weird December, weather-wise--warm temps, no snow and no ice on the lake. Can't complain, however. Life is good. So what if we had to cancel our December ski trip in Michigan? There is plenty else fun to do.
One year ago we were zooming down the hills. As the saying goes, "If you don't like the Michigan weather, just wait a while. It will change." Yesterday I was out walking. Today's forecast is for a quarter-inch of ice and thirty mph winds. Holy cow!
Mercer Publications has plans for the future. Tonight I'm on the Ron Shaw show for a one hour interview. (8 PM EST. Go to ArtistFirst.com. Click Ron Shaw)
We will be announcing two new short story collections, open for submissions. (For details go to www.MercerPublications.com/AuthorsOnly) Any writers out there? Here's your chance.
Also, we will be publishing our Hawaii blog in storybook form, "Hawaii and Back, With Dave and Dorothy" Vol. 5. As to the possibility of another McBride novel, we are awaiting inspiration.
Thank you, everyone, for your kind thoughts and prayers, cards and visits during my hospitalization and recovery. There is no doubt it pulled me through.
Sunday, November 8, 2015
Hawaii: Day 19 Homeward Bound
Day 19
Eight o'clock came early for this body,
still on Hawaiian time.
No coffee was available, can you
believe it? I’ve stayed in lots of hotels and motels, from the cheap to the
five star, and never have I stayed in a room with no free coffee-maker.
Astonishing! In spite of a room price of $238, we were obliged to pack up,
vacate our room and buy their expensive Starbucks coffee in the lobby.
My half-jest to Dave was, “We
could have stayed at the Motel 8, been picked up faster, and had free coffee
and breakfast.”
Later a fellow passenger told me
that they had the “upgrade” which allowed them to take the elevator to another
floor to a room where there was free coffee and breakfast. For $238 you don’t
get the upgrade—what tha’ heck?
Well…hey… like I said: flexible people equals
happy vacationers. Right?
At the terminal we sailed right through check-in
and security with more than an hour to spare. This would have been the perfect
occasion to use my one annual free-entry pass to the US Airways lounge which I carried
with me for the whole trip. Unfortunately it was in my checked bag, already
gone into the bowels of the terminal. Sigh.
Oh well, the American gate was upgraded with rather comfy seats grouped two to
a table. We were fine. I pulled out my paperback book, eager to learn whether
the hero and heroine survived the plane crash.
Later: It doesn’t do well to
drink too much liquid before and during a flight. Why? So far, two hours into
the flight, the captain still has the seat belt sign on, concerned over every
little bump. So, he thinks this is turbulence? Ha! Barely causes a ripple in
the apple juice glass.
Our flight across America to
Chicago was uneventful. I even managed a small nap. Read some more on my novel,
and this time, passengers were allowed to use laptops. Yippee. I spent some
time editing Ron Shaw’s latest book, The Yellow Bus Boys Go Blue, and writing in this travel journal.
The sprawling Chicago terminal
required us to walk rather quickly from the end of Concourse H, through the
main terminal, passed many shops of all kinds, to the far end of Concourse G—actually
walk, that is. No automatic walkways. I tried to stop at the farmer’s market to
buy some food, but Dave urged me onward.
Arriving at Gate 43A, right on
schedule, we noted that our plane had not started boarding. And so, rather
huffily, I helped myself to my own wallet and left to buy food in the nearest
store. Dave was not hungry, or so he insisted. Nevertheless, when I returned
with a piece of apple pie and some Skittles for him, he licked it up, pronto.
My fare was Greek Yogurt and sliced apples with caramel dip.
On the final leg of our journey,
ORD to GRR, we finished off our last three rather crumbled homemade bars that
we had carefully hoarded, plus one banana. Our plane landed in Grand Rapids,
just a little bit early. After we collected our bags, called the shuttle and
picked up our car, we were on the way home by nine o’clock. Lordy, how sweet it
was to find our car unblemished and firing up on the first try!
Perhaps Dave was a bit too
relaxed and relieved to be safely home, behind the wheel of his own vehicle, because
when he pulled into the first available McDonald’s he made the mistake of
entering the exit drive. Thank God, the alert driver in the opposing lane
reacted quickly and veered away.
“Dave,” I calmly noted, “that’s
the exit drive.”
“Oh so it is,” he replied dryly.
“Perhaps you had better pay
attention,” I offered.
“Yeah, I think you’re right,” he
grinned.
After that he paid excellent
attention and got us home safely. After unloading the car and carrying in the
accumulated boxes, delivered in our absence, one of Dave’s first activities was
to raid the ice cream container, awaiting him in the freezer.
Safely home, at last.
Would we change anything about
this vacation? Probably not. But, next time, we will not go through San
Francisco. It was fun, but once was enough. And, I probably wouldn’t stay at the LAX Marriott.
We might try a different hotel, or fly straight through. I found the overnight
stay to be a combination of restful and stressful. The hassle of getting
luggage and shuttles to and from the airport partially offsets the gain of an
overnight rest.
Besides, Dave did not sleep well
in the Marriott. He is usually restless before a trip, thinking and ruminating
over the next day’s responsibilities.
Now that he is home, he has
settled right into Michigan time, off to bed and snuggled down by 11:15 PM,
which would be only 5:15 PM in Hawaii, whereas I’m still up at 12:45 AM. My
bags are almost all unpacked. I will sleep and sleep well, later.
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Dear Reader: I hope you have enjoyed this peek
into our 19 Day Hawaii vacation. In a few weeks it will be published in paperback and
in Ebook form, and featured, along with five other travel books on our web
site, www.mercerpublications.com,
as well as Amazon.com. Feel free to look those over and check out our other How
To books, biographies and Mike McBride novels as well. They make great gifts.
Mahalo
Saturday, November 7, 2015
Day 18
An easy drive through the lush
countryside past the city of Lihue, up the coast, to the Kauai Coast Resort at
the Beach Boy, commonly knowns as the Beach Boy. For this one night stay I had
booked a studio room. We requested the first floor, but settled for a second
floor room, near the stairway. Dave found a “Dave Mercer” parking spot right by
the door, and so we had a short walk to our room.
The room was the worst one we
have ever had at the Beach Boy. Smaller than some motels, with a teenie bath.
This room was badly in need of updating and not too clean, either. All the
usual surfaces were clean, but I always notice the dusty corners and behind the
furniture, plus mildew on some of the bathroom tile. Nevertheless, we were
allowed into our room a couple hours early and so I had nothing to gripe about,
did I?
Another Shell member told me that
this property was scheduled to be completely renovated, i.e. torn back to the
walls. And so, next time we make it to Hawaii, this should be a spanking new
place.
We had a lanai, with a peek at
the ocean surf, overlooking the lawns and gardens. Nice. We had some lunch from
our leftover groceries, took our books and headed for the lounge chairs next to
the ocean, for the afternoon.
Still undecided about whether or
not I wanted to buy a ukulele, I asked Dave to drive me up to the town of
Kope’e for a look around.
Next day, we had a bit of time
left before our plane’s 2 PM departure. The ukulele store opened at 11 AM, and
so we were at the door when they opened.
I explained to the nice man that
I was a retired classical guitar teacher who had lost the use of her thumb
joint, thus making it necessary to give up the guitar. “Is there a ukulele that
would serve as a substitute?” I eyed the large array of ukes, suspended around
four walls and stacked on every available surface. “There is simply no store on
the mainland with this many ukes.
“Oh, but we supply music stores
all over the states,” he insisted.
“Not like this,” I countered,
waving my hand. “I’m here and I want to try them out.”
“I know just what you want,” he
said, picking up a beautiful model on a nearby counter. “This is one that my
son designed. It picks and sounds like a guitar. He strummed a few chords as I
nearly swooned.
“Oh my,” I nodded as I bent my
ear near the sound hole. “Listen to this, Dave,” I said. To the salesman I
asked, “But can you pick it and play melodies, like a guitar.”
“The ukulele is a melody
instrument,” he instructed me, as if to a child.
“No-no,” I said. “I mean to play
pieces, like a guitar. I don’t want to just strum songs.”
“You’re right. Strumming songs
gets boring,” he said as he broke out in a Bach classical guitar piece that I
had played many times.
“How much is it?”
I thought I heard him say, “One
hundred fifty-nine dollars. Normally it sells for three hundred.”
“Do you have others like this?”
“Yes,” he indicated another uke
standing in the next holder.
“Please play that one for me,” I
said.
He played a little on the other
one.
“I’ll take that one,” I pointed.
I picked it up sighted along the neck like a rifleman, and scrutinized it, head
to toe, to make sure it was straight and true. “Do you prefer a check or credit
card?”
I was confident we could carry-on
the instrument, but Dave was a bit concerned about taking the ukulele on the
plane. And so, we agreed to have it shipped, adding another thirty dollars to
the price, which had, somehow, turned out to be one hundred, ninety-seven
dollars, plus the thirty. Oh well…worth every penny, if it works out as hoped. Flexibility, as always.
Happy, and beaming from ear to
ear, I left the shop on Dave’s arm, still confident of making the two o’clock
flight. As it turned out, our timing was perfect. Luckily we had allowed lots
of time, as the lines were long and noisy in the confusion of checking in and
going through security. We had planned to check our large bags straight through
to Grand Rapids, however, there is a stopover time limit of twelve hours.
Anything beyond that prohibits checking them through. We were over the limit by
thirty minutes, and so, we would have to collect our bags in LA, and drag all
four of them to the hotel for the night. After what seemed like an hour in line,
we arrived at our gate as the plane was boarding.
With no time to sit, we walked
right on and all the way back to row 33. This time, we had regular seating, no
special “comfort” seats were available.
I’ll never understand why
electronic devices are allowed on some flights, but not on others. But, this
time, I had to content myself with reading a real book, not a keyboard. Turns
out the book was an airplane thriller, complete with a prolonged crash scene,
which I read just as we were landing in Los Angeles, CA. As a seasoned
traveler, it bothered me not...well…maybe just a little.
Even though the terminal(s) at
LAX are huge and sprawling, it seemed to be less confusing than Lihue. Still,
there was a long wait at the luggage carousel, and an even longer wait at the
Hotel Shuttle station, as bus after bus fumed by. We watched in vain for one
with the Marriott logo. Finally a Marriott van coasted by on the outer lane. I
waved and shouted, “Over here, Marriott.” The van seemed to be deaf. And then I
noted a “Bus Full” flashing sign. “Rats,” I thought.
We began to get acquainted with
the tired passengers beside us. “We’re going to Marriott, too,” they said.
That was all I needed to stir me
into action. Having made a note of the hotel’s phone number before we left
home, I remembered right where it was. Digging my cell phone out of the depths
of my bag, I booted it up, dialed the hotel and handed the phone to Dave. How
he could hear anything above the din, amazes me, but he managed to convey our
distress to the Marriott desk. Snapping the phone closed, he looked up and
announced, “They’ll be here in less than ten minutes.”
Sure enough another bus drove up,
this one with no insignia, but for a small lighted screen saying “Marriott
Lax.” Clearly they had pressed a generic bus into service.
The restaurants were closed, but
the bar had food service. We ordered one plate of fish and chips with cole slaw
and split it between us. Did I mention, at our age, we never order more than
one meal in a restaurant? Serves us perfectly and avoids the doggy-bag routine.
We scarfed up every last French fry.
When staying in a motel, I
particularly enjoy a warm bath, knowing that I do not have to clean the tub
afterward. This tub was nice and clean, too—no dark spots between the tiles.
Finally, ensconced in our comfy beds amid soft pillows, I spent another hour
answering email.
It’s a rare vacation when I am
not compelled to deal with problems and requests having to do with my position
as president of two corporations, and this one was no exception. Twice during
our time, I received emails requiring my attention. In addition to that, there
was the occasional friendly letter from family or friends. I always answer.
Thus, it was 1:30 AM local time before I turned out the light, knowing the
wake-up call would be at eight. Not too bad.
I was reminded of some sage
advice. Before we left home, we ran into our friend Bill H. while standing in
line at WalMart. He had wished us a great vacation, but left us with this
advice, “Leave all your phones and electronic devices at home.”
“Not easy,” I replied.
“Just do it,” he laughed.
Great advice, Bill!
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