Monday, February 29, 2016


An Evening with a Candidate


 

Let’s face it—when one lives out in the boonies, unless it is in Iowa or New Hampshire—one does not expect to encounter many presidential candidates. And so, when we learned that Senator Marco Rubio was holding a rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan, only seventy miles away, we immediately put in our bid for two tickets.

In short order the tickets appeared in my Inbox, suitable for printing.

There was a little confusion about the starting time. Email estimates ranged from 6:15 PM to 7:30 PM. But, as the day grew closer the time settled down to “6:30 PM the Doors Open, 7:30 to 8:15 Program.”

Thus informed, David and I dined at 4:30 PM and left home in our automobile a quarter-hour later. Our target address was Lacks Enterprises in the 4900 block of   Broadmoor SE. “Can’t imagine why they would pick Lacks Enterprises,” Dave remarked.

“Never heard of it, have you?” I answered.

“Nope. Wonder what they do.”

“Strange name,” I observed. “Probably because it’s handy to the airport.” I counted off the numbers on the buildings as we drew near. “Ah, there is it…Lacks Enterprises.”

Dave pulled into the right hand lane behind a short line of cars. It was nearly six o’clock and already people were lined up at the side door waiting to get in. “Oops, the driveway is barricaded,” Dave noticed. As we approached I rolled down the window. A uniformed attendant spoke to us, “Take a right at the next light, and then a right on East Paris.”

“Okay, thanks.” I rolled up the window. Following his directions we passed building after building, with more gates and “Lacks” signs. The place went on and on. It was huge! Gigantic! Lacks Enterprises took up the whole quarter section, right in the middle of the industrial area of the suburban city of Kentwood. We were being routed around to the back entrance. At last we came to an open gate, outlined with orange barricades and uniformed men with flashlights wearing bright orange vests and waving us in and onward to a parking spot on the grass berm.
 
We grabbed our stuff and hurried to join the crowd standing at the back of a long line. It was disappointing to see that we were probably not going to get a front row seat.

We had worn our light-weight spring jackets, thinking it would be stifling hot inside the auditorium. Too bad for us, by six o’clock, the mild temperature of the day had dropped precipitously. An eight mile per hour breeze in our faces, added to the wind-chill factor. At the last minute, I had grabbed a blanket out of the back seat, but Dave had left his warm gloves in the car.

In no time the line of folks stretched out of sight behind us. We stomped our feet and huddled together, wrapped in our blanket, hoping the doors would open early. Didn’t happen.

At last the line started moving. We filed past a graveyard of Links Enterprises semi-trucks, parking lots and more buildings. As we neared the yawning entrance we noted the clutch of television vans bordering the area. Finally we came within the shadow of the building, into its protection on the lee side, out of the wind. A half-dozen Rubio workers were lined up with hand-scanners, checking tickets. In seconds the main computers would record my name, address, email address, phone number, party affiliation and exactly how much money I had donated to Republican causes.

Anxious to find seats we hurried by more tables displaying items for sale, campaign buttons, placards and posters. Inside the vast warehouse, I realized to my dismay, there were no seats left. Already the crowd was standing six deep surrounding a makeshift stage, back-dropped in huge Rubio-for-President banners. I stretched to my full height, unable to see beyond the heads in front of me. Darn!

A helpful usher suggested we circle around to the other side of the crowd where we might find some chairs or at least a better view. We hurried onward, skirting behind the media platform and past the waiting patrons, to the far side. Alas, not only was the crowd six deep, but the tall men seemed to be in front. Well, there was nothing else to do but pick a spot and stake our claim.

No sooner had we settled-in than Dave announced he was leaving to use a bathroom…well…portable bathroom better known as a Porta-potty. “Now, you will stay right here. Don’t move, okay? I’ll find you,” he instructed.

“Okay,” I nodded, putting on a brave front.

Little by little the crowd pressed closer. I worked to keep a space for Dave, using my elbows and leaning here and there. A nice gentleman behind me asked, “Excuse me, do you mind if I stand there?” as he pointed to the miniscule space beside me.

“Oh dear, please don’t. I’m saving this space for my husband. He went to the Porta-potty.”

Several folks nearby nodded in understanding and proceeded to help me keep a small space open.

For an interminable length of time, I watched in vain for Dave’s arrival, as the depth of the crowd grew exponentially from six to twelve to eighteen, until I could no longer see the end of it. How would Dave find me, now, when everything had changed? While everyone else was facing forward in anticipation of the arrival of celebrities, I faced the back, standing on tiptoe, straining to spot Dave. I had almost given up when I spied his dear head moving along the edges. I waved and shouted, until he saw me and moved through the crowd to my place. “What a crowd!” he grumbled, “I had to wait in line!”

I nodded. “Now you know what it’s like for women,” I quipped.

With naught else to do, we waited, and waited and….

Nothing happened except for more tall men moving into the front of the crowd lining up like a living fence, presumably to keep the fans from getting too close to the senator.

We expected there to be a rock band to entertain us as we waited. Not!

Well, at least, there should be a local politician or two to warm up the crowd-Not!

No band, no politicians--only a technician testing out the sound system, counting down from ten to five. From time to time amateur cheerleaders led the crowd in chanting, Mar-co, Ru-bio, Mar-co, Ru-bio, never lasting more than a couple of minutes before the echo petered out. I checked my watch. 7:15 PM. Only fifteen more minutes to go, that is, if the program started on time. Ruefully, I thought of our current president, Barack Obama’s, practice of always being late, sometimes a half hour or more. Would Rubio be like Obama? Meanwhile I had taken up an exercise in place, weaving from one foot to the other, with an added twist. I checked my watch, again. Only two minutes had passed.

“Want to leave?” Dave suggested in my ear. I shook my head. “No, not yet.”

“It’s an experience,” he rationalized. “Together.”

“Yes, an experience,” I nodded. “Together.” I slid my arm around his waist and rocked some more.

We noticed a few supporters holding Rubio signs, taking the seats of honor on stage, carefully arranged underneath the banners, for the TV cameras. I had dressed with a large red neck scarf and a Republican lapel pin, foolishly hoping I would be chosen to sit behind the candidate. No such luck.

At 7:25 PM, someone took the microphone and began warming up the crowd. This was a cavernous room, little more than a vast empty warehouse. Acoustics were terrible. I could not understand a word coming out of the rows of giant speakers lined up the full length of one wall. The crowd seemed to “get it,” however, responding with laughter, cheers and shouts. Oh well, I wasn’t alone as no one around me seemed to be responding either.
 
Peering through tiny gaps in the crowd I could perceive movement. Soon a drum roll and cymbals announced something was happening. Then, the strains of the national anthem arose from what was apparently a local high school band. The crowd seemed to be facing one way and many had hands over their hearts. Good heavens, were they pledging allegiance to a Rubio-for-President banner? Dave pointed and I strained to see. Ah…yes, there was a tiny corner of an American flag peeking out around a man’s hat. I joined in. The song ended and the band members filed out. Why didn’t they stay and play some more?

Nothing happened as more minutes passed.

“I’ll give him until 7:45 and we’re leaving,” I warned Dave. He smiled in agreement.

Precisely at that time, an electricity raced through the crowd and loud chants went up. Rubio, Rubio, Rubio, amid whistles and cheers. “Where is he?” I asked, feeling envious of the small children sitting on their father’s shoulders in front of me. Dave pointed. Stretching and weaving I managed to find a small peep hole through the mass of bodies. And there he was! The candidate, in the flesh, dressed in a dark suit, white shirt and red tie, waving outstretched arms and grinning broadly. He wasn’t on stage, as I expected, but was standing in the center on some kind of platform. He began his speech, turning around, this way and that, to take everyone in. By now I had removed my hearing aids and put them in my pockets, thus getting rid of the roaring cacophony they create. (Don’t believe the commercials. Even the most expensive aids, which I have, will not filter out the reverb of crowd noise.) I could make out a few words, now and then, such as constitution, conservative and Hillary. I could guess the rest. The crowd seemed to react at appropriate times.

“Can you understand it?” I asked Dave.

“Not much,” he said.

After about fifteen minutes we agreed to leave. We had seen enough. “But, how do we get out of here?” I asked, gesturing toward the throng behind us.

“Right through there,” he pointed to my left. It was the closest way to open space. And so I started. “Excuse me, excuse us,” I repeated and the people parted, allowing us through. Our vacated spaces filled up instantly. A pipe-like barrier separated the edge of the crowd from a side aisle. I ducked under it, on hands and knees. Dave casually raised the pipe and walked through. I struggled upright, and we were free. We circled way out around the crowd, back behind the media stand toward the tables and the outer barn doors. Surprisingly, once we got away from the mass of people we could see the senator better. Also, when I passed in front of a loud-speaker, I could hear as well. And so, we stayed there leaning up against the wall and experienced the rest of the speech.

Happily, I could now see and hear it all. Marco was great! He had the crowd in the palm of his hand, speaking totally without notes. Oh sure, he gives that speech three times a day, and yet he manages to make each time sound like the first time. Indeed, it was both moving and inspiring. He told the heart-breaking story of his parents’ struggle in communist Cuba, and then coming, at last, to the States. The two of them worked hard in a hotel, as a bar-man and a maid. Within only ten years they could buy their own home and raise their family, able to provide a better life so their kids could experience the American dream. And now, their senator son was running for president!

Marco finished law school with $100,000 in student loans on his back. He understands what that is like and has already proposed detailed, sensible plans to help students.

He spoke eloquently about how each of us, as parents, want the American dream for our children, and what it is going to take for that to happen. He has strategies and expectations and made promises to us, concluding with an eloquent appeal for our vote.

He had the crowd cheering wildly at the end. No need to rise. They were already on their feet.

Dave and I hurried for the door, among the first lucky ones to escape. We found our car with no trouble and made our way off the grounds rather quickly. Dave turned up the heaters, pointed the car north and soon we were out of the city, heading homeward on US 131.

We arrived home in time to reach our rocking chairs and catch John Roberts, the Fox News journalist, making his report "From Grand Rapids, Michigan, with the Rubio campaign.”

We held hands, nodded and agreed, “We were there, weren’t we?”

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

"Short and Fun Stories" anthology, due out in May, is coming along nicely. We, at Mercer Publications, have received three amazing stories, so far, out of the dozen or more expected.

J, by Ron Shaw takes place in a spooky cemetery. Is the old man real, or an angel in disguise?

Broken Dreams, by Dorothy May Mercer, deals with stressed relationships and the effect of divorce on teenage children.

#442 The Case of the Cautious Couple, by Joan Young, is a hilarious romp that takes off on the old Perry Mason mysteries. Will Perry come through and solve the murder mystery, in the same manner as the 441 previous cases? Why doesn't Della ever age? Will Paul Drake get some rest?
Stayed tuned.